fivefoottwoandbulletproof:

Why didn’t she just call herself Lana Pel Moonlight?

fivefoottwoandbulletproof:

ollivander:

lesbian pirates say scissor me timbers

Well, it is going down.

fivefoottwoandbulletproof:

If I had to take a shot for every stupid thing you said or did, my BAC would be consistently higher than your IQ.